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The No Worms Diet

Have you picked any worms lately? On a more personal level, have you eaten any worms lately? Yes, no? If you answered the latter, are you absolutely sure?

Don’t you hate it when someone opens up a can of worms? Who do they think they are? If they had only minded their own business, things would be better for everyone. I’m sorry for the intended pun, but I had to get it out of my system. I hope you know that I’m speaking rhetorically, and that there are no worms in my system.

That being said, I knew a chap who was quite fond of worms. It brings back some unforgettable memories. The images are still quite vivid. I remember him picking a worm from a jar, and then holding the worm within striking distance of his mouth so he could frolic it with his tongue. The wiggly coil seemed to derive excitement from this, dancing feverishly. Thinking back, it could’ve been some type of foreplay. This ritual continued for a while, as the worm advanced further and further into his mouth. Good God, this is so gross! Now, please don’t get me wrong. What I mean is obviously this individual wasn’t taught any proper table manners. He not only forgot to wash his meal before eating it, but also neglected to wash his hands. And to top this off, he didn’t use proper eating utensils, such as a knife and fork. Thinking back this may have been a good thing. Imagine him impaling the poor little worm, and then slicing it into little wee bits. Now that I come to think of it, he should have cooked it as well. It seemed a little rare with all the blood oozing out.

Hey, wait a bloody minute, no pun intended, something just occurred to me. What if this is how ‘The French Kiss’ evolved. I know it sounds a bit far-fetched, but please hear me out. Let’s assume that a long time ago when a couple was sharing a big fat juicy worm an onlooker from far away mistakenly thought that they were sharing a ‘French Kiss.’ Then, like monkey see, monkey do, the ritual evolved.

Anyway, just as the ritual was starting to have a hypnotic effect on me, the unthinkable happened. If you have a weak stomach, it’s probably best to terminate your reading session right now. If not, continue on. You should give this some serious consideration. If you are still with me, don’t say that I didn’t warn you. He closed his mouth like he had a piece of spaghetti, and then with one powerful swoosh the worm disappeared. He then opened his mouth wide and lifted his tongue to show me that he had really swallowed it. What happened to the worm afterwards is anyone’s guess. Did it try crawling back into his mouth, in order to escape its predator, or did it get dissolved by his stomach acid? This is a grey area, and I don’t feel comfortable asking anyone for their opinion.

If you think this sounds bad, wait for the encore. Other times this individual was even more adventurous. Instead of swallowing the worm whole, he would play a game of human tenderizer. You may have heard of certain restaurants that employ this technique for softening meat, so their patrons don’t have to chew each piece fifty times. Anyway, the ritual started the same way, but the ending was much different. Instead of one giant slurp, he would bite off small pieces of the worm, chewing each piece over and over again. Blood and other gory stuff oozed from his mouth. While he was chewing emphatically, gunk splashed onto my face. It was so revolting. My only saving grace was my sunglasses. I momentarily took off my shades, and observed the gooey blotches. The shades were flipped back on, and I continued watching in disbelief. The chomping continued unabated. He opened his mouth so I could have a closer look. It was a sight for sore eyes. The only way I can describe it is as one bloody, gory pile of goo. In-between his teeth were bits and pieces, and even more disgusting was part of the worm which was wiggling in-between his bottom two front teeth. I then remembered that a worm can survive even after being cut in half. The worm fought valiantly, until my friend felt it moving within his mouth. Like it was second nature, he reached into his mouth and yanked out the little sucker, and then restarted the grinding process. After a little while, being satisfied that it was all mush, he swallowed hard. I was ready to puke. He relished the moment; a bright smile lit his face, indicative of great pleasure. I was beyond words. This would have been a great opportunity for a selfie. I am confident that once posted, it would have gone viral. If I was forced to replicate his actions, I would puke my guts before being able to swallow.

The other thing I did afterwards is stop going to this person’s home, and politely refusing any food or drinks offered by him. Imagine what it would be like if you were a member of his household. You’d probably want to wear rubber gloves around the house, and have your own glass and utensils. It would be a sight for sore eyes when this person brushed and flossed. The gunk splashing all over the mirror would be revolting. It would be even more disgusting if this person never flossed. Just out of curiosity, do you know anyone that eats worms? Well I’ve said quite enough about this chap, so let me get to the heart of the story.

I was so certain that I hadn’t consumed any worms, but later learned that each one of us has probably consumed worms at one point or another. I just hate when this happens. Not only has something revolting entered my system, but now I’ve also eaten my words. Since I didn’t dig for worms for personal consumption, where did I go wrong? Is there some common denominator that I’m overlooking? A further analysis appears necessary.

Obviously most people don’t eat worms. Unless, wait a bloody second, a thought just crossed my mind. What if there’s a ‘Secret Society’ of worm eaters out there. Most people don’t brag about such things, so they’d have to find others with this common interest. Perhaps they meet at secret locations, for which a code is needed for entry. Maybe they have worm eating contests. This could be once in a lifetime experience. Please, if you hear of such an organization call me day or night at (555) EAT-WORM.

After a little more digging, I learned there are thousands of different types of worms, with a small percentage of these being parasitic. Pardon the pun, but after all that gross stuff a little humour is refreshing. For simplicity I will focus on the parasitic ones, which live on or inside people or animals, referred to as hosts. These parasites feed off the host or absorb part of their digested food. Even though worms can be placed into three categories, I’ll simplify things by referring to them as either flatworms or roundworms. Examples of roundworms are pinworms, hookworms, and heartworms. Examples of flatworms are flukes, planarians, and tapeworms. Some worms, such as pinworms are quite small. This is In contrast to tapeworms, which have been found in whales, measuring several meters in length. Worms can reproduce sexually or asexually. Flatworms are a hermaphrodite, which means they have both male and female organs for reproduction. Different worms have different life cycles, but for simplicity I will not discuss this topic.

The big question is what are the effects of worms in humans, and how did they get there in the first place? First, it’s important to understand that the world’s ecosystem is very complex. Each organism plays a specific role, and that worms are found throughout the planet, living mostly in the soil, but are also found in water (e.g. lakes, ponds, and streams) and on vegetation.

Another common medium for many creatures is the air. Surely I’m not suggesting that worms fly, but I’ll wager they have a greater probability of flying than do pigs. Even though it sounds unlikely that worms fly, please don’t jump hastily to conclusions just yet. A good scientist will explore all possibilities, before drawing a firm conclusion.

As far as I know most people don’t eat worms, so how did they get these parasites inside their system? I started doing some digging of my own. Not literally, but figuratively, I started digging for information. Gee, was I in for a real surprise.

Have you noticed all the fascination with the word shit these days? The word flies off people’s tongues like there’s no tomorrow. Speaking of flying, do you know that pinworm eggs are so light that they can become airborne, and can then be ingested by someone? I was shocked to learn this, and later found out that many children are treated for pinworms, right here in the modern world. Children who’ve had pinworms may know that they come out at night through their anus. Bird and animal feces may also contain worm eggs.

Firstly, I know for a fact that dogs can get worms. This is why it’s important that they receive heartworm pills. Surprisingly, I then learned that cats too can get heartworms. We know that dogs like to dig and stick their nose into everything, but cats are so nimble and clean, surely there must be some mistake. To compound matters, certain insects not only transfer known diseases such as malaria, but also worm eggs through their bites. This is the case when an infected mosquito bites a dog, giving it heartworm disease. That’s why it’s a good idea for all dogs to receive preventative heartworm medication. We must all be vigilant, in order to stay clear of this wicked chain. Did you know that it’s difficult to treat dogs infested with heartworms, and that they may die from this condition? There are usually some warning signs; such as a dog which has difficulty breathing and is easily fatigued. It’s a good idea to have blood and stool tests done immediately on your pet if this occurs. Keep in mind that once these invaders are within the heart, they could potentially be carried through the bloodstream to other parts of the body.

Believe it or not, we are all susceptible of contracting worms from our pets. Even though it may be difficult to prove, here are a few possible ways of contracting worms. Remember how you thought your pooch licking your face seemed so cute. Any worm eggs present in your dog’s saliva could be transferred to your mouth. Then, these eggs may develop into worms. Another example worth mentioning is all the times you took your dog outside for a little stroll. It could have easily carried worm eggs onto its paws, bringing them inside your home. Once they’re transferred to your sofa or other surfaces, one touch from your hand to mouth, and now you’re infected. This could lead to you having worms. It’s probably a good idea to have dogs wear shoes outdoors, and then remove them once inside.

Another point worth mentioning is that contamination can come from multiple sources. Worms are not just in the soil. You have to be extremely careful. Just like people weren’t aware of the dangers of infecting themselves after being cut, I believe worms pose a similar threat. For example, do you recall when your little kitty snuck up on that little bird and enjoyed a nice snack? Assuming that bird was a carrier of worms, your cat may be a carrier as well. I hope you understand how careful you must be to avoid worms. Even when changing your pet’s litter box, be sure to wear a mask and rubber gloves as there may be worm eggs present.

All species are potential carrier of worms. There have been many documented cases of both persons and animals being infected. These parasites also inflict damage upon their hosts by excreting toxins, which may lead to bodily dysfunctions, and increase the risk of illness with the passage of time. Keep in mind that as the larva grows over time it becomes a mature tapeworm, measuring several inches long. Living within the intestine, this invader will not only consume considerable nutrients, but just as concerning it will excrete considerable waste. I hope you can deduce the fact that the more worms there are inside one’s body, the greater risk to that individual’s health. Have you ever known someone who can eat and eat without putting on a pound? This may be a tell-tale sign. I learned that people, especially kids, can get tapeworms from a pet’s fecal matter. So, be careful since once inside a host they can not only lay eggs, but live for decades. Mature tapeworms have thousands of segments, each of which contains thousands of microscopic eggs. Tapeworms are constantly adding new segments, while shedding older ones. While most infected people are asymptomatic, some symptoms that tapeworms may cause are abdominal discomfort, nausea, and diarrhea. The good news is that it's possible to tell if you have a tapeworm. Tapeworms shed segments, which are passed in one’s stool.  If one is found, you should take a sample to your doctor. CT scans are also used to detect tapeworms. Treatment is usually fairly effective. Although, in some severe cases total blockage of the intestine occurs. This is a life threatening situation, which requires immediate medical attention. If this occurs, one should dial 911, and get medical attention immediately!

The buck doesn’t stop here. There are several ways for a living animal or person to be infected. A person consuming meat or dairy products is potentially at risk. An animal grazing in a meadow may inadvertently ingest worm eggs. Even by drinking from a stream an animal may get worms. I would never drink water from any body of water, other than from a safe source, such as municipal water, which has been treated, and then as a further precaution boiled. The reason is that no system is perfect, and just one oversight could lead to worms. Even a river that looks pristine and inviting may end up being the source of one’s infection, and the beginning of one’s worst nightmare. An animal that has been contaminated could infect other animals or people as well. I’ll also be careful around a farm, and when petting all farm animals. Once at the abattoir, the worm eggs or larvae (baby worms) which could be anywhere inside a carcass could cross-contaminate other carcasses, equipment or parts of the building. If meat or fish are thoroughly frozen for many days, I learned that all the worm eggs die. The other sure way is by cooking thoroughly. Keep in mind that when handling fish or meat, all surfaces or utensils which the meat or fish come into contact with may also be contaminated. This includes, but is not limited to one’s hands, plates, cutting boards, forks, countertops, etc. Be vigilant! I’ll wear rubber gloves, and thoroughly wash everything that the meat or fish come into contact with, and then as a further precaution I’ll sanitize everything with 120% proof grain alcohol. Perhaps it’s better to use paper towels to wipe surfaces such as countertops in the kitchen, that way anything on them will be discarded in the trash. Also, I’ll never use the same container to prepare fish or meat which is used for serving, thinking that a quick rinse will suffice. Any worm eggs present will not die and will be ingested by me. Even the packaging may be contaminated, so I’ll put the gloves on first, before disposing it in the trash. Also, I’ll never use the same fork or spatula to turn food while cooking from start to finish. The reason is that the utensil used may also be contaminated, so I’ll change the utensil after the meat or fish is about 90% cooked. Also, I’ll boil my milk as worm eggs could possibly be present, and it can’t really hurt. Therefore, for the same reason I won’t consume deli and sushi which aren’t cooked (although sushi should be okay if thoroughly frozen first), and I will be vigilant with all dairy products in general. Also, I’ll be careful with watercress, and other raw foods such as salads or other vegetables, which should all be washed thoroughly.

Do you wear shoes outside? Good, and please make sure to remove them once entering indoors. Any place could be the source of your next infestation. Like other pathogens found outdoors, you won’t be the wiser. Also, it’s a good idea to wear rubber gloves while digging, gardening, picking fruits and vegetables, or even casually picking something off the ground. Never eat unwashed fruits or vegetables, perhaps thinking that a heavy rainfall a little earlier on has cleaned it. After all, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. If you’re infected with worms, worm eggs are passed in your stool. One person can infect an entire family. Not doing so can cause multiple infestations of worms, leading to an epidemic. Remember all the times during childhood when you were told to keep your fingers out of your mouth. The risk of contracting worms is another good reason to follow this rule. Worm eggs could not only be on your hands, but also underneath your fingernails. Even after bathing, some worm eggs may survive underneath one’s fingernails. I hope you now realize the importance of being extra cautious. Then, I learned an even more troubling fact. Believe it or not, certain worms don’t have to be ingested by their host. Hookworms can gain access into someone’s body through their skin. That’s what I call getting under one’s skin!

After learning all this I feel as dumb as a doorknob. A bright light just went off inside my head. That could be another hotspot. So, I would suggest disinfecting all doorknobs. Even lawn furniture could become contaminated. You have to think outside the box to be aware of all possible sources of infection. After all, you don’t want to get hosed. Shucks, I inadvertently stumbled upon another source. The hose is dragged through grass, dirt, foliage, and even poop. Yeah, I said poop. Animals or birds don’t have the luxury to our amenities. The poor unsuspecting individual who picks up that hose could get worms, and become very ill. I’ll think twice about placing something on the ground and later bringing that item inside my home. Consider getting floor mats in your vehicle, which can be hosed regularly. Perhaps it’s best not to hang clothes outdoors. Birds land on the clothesline, which could contaminate it.

Also, insects are another source of infestation. It’s impossible to know what they’re carrying or what they’ve come into contact with. Flies, bees, mosquitos, grasshoppers, etc. can come into contact with the soil, grass, poop and then land on you, transferring diseases or perhaps even worms. Even though I sometimes use the term worms, it can also make reference to worm eggs or larvae. After all, most people probably don’t purposely eat worms. You may know individuals who brag about catching flies with their hands, but perhaps they caught more than they bargained for! Remember to try and not touch outdoor surfaces as much as possible, including trees, and in case you do wash your hands thoroughly before touching your mouth or eating. Even your car could be a hot spot. The little white spots on your car, which after rubbing turned into dust, could actually be bird poop. Hopefully, you can see that it’s wise to exercise extreme caution.

The same reason you have to be careful, you should also be careful with all pets. We’ve discussed some of the risks earlier on, but here are a few more. As a rule of thumb, don’t let them sit on couches, chairs, your bed, and keep them clear of the kitchen. If you walk your dog have it wear a muzzle to help prevent it from picking up stuff. Pets make it a habit of licking themselves, so as an added precaution you may want to wash your hands thoroughly after petting them. Make sure pets have separate bowls, and wash them in a laundry sink using borax and disposable towels, and then sanitize with 120% grain alcohol. Don’t let a child change the litter box, since they’re unaware of the risks. Never use your dish sponge to wash pet’s bowls. Also, while on the topic, change your dish sponge often, at least twice a week as bacteria and other pathogens multiply quickly.

Protozoans are microscopic, and can remain active for one’s entire life. Worms could be present inside our liver, intestines, etc. for years before we may even become aware of their presence. Flukes, a type of flatworm, have been found in humans. They can live inside a person’s intestine, liver, and bile ducts, but may also travel throughout one’s body using their bloodstream, reproducing and have the ability to wreak havoc. People with gum disease might have worms, worm eggs or larvae go directly into their bloodstream. Now that’s something worth digesting. Also, it would be interesting to know if flukes spread through blood transfusions or organ transplants.

An interesting question is how could a fluke reach our intestines? This is a very good question. It is explained by the fact that the larvae are protected by cysts, which must somehow protect them from being destroyed by stomach acids. The fluke is able to reach the intestine, where it fastens itself using a sucker, and begins maturing into an adult. This fluke also lays thousands of eggs, which are passed through a person’s bowel movements. Flukes can reside in the liver and bile ducts, where they can then reproduce, multiplying greatly, and sending flukes throughout the blood stream to other parts of a person’s body. If this occurs, the bile ducts functionality decreases greatly, one may experience abdominal pain, loss of appetite, vomiting and possibly much more severe symptoms, including disease.

Besides cleaning your home, you should be sanitizing as well. Bathrooms and kitchens are the obvious places, but just as important are commonly touched surfaces like phones, doorknobs, remote controls, light switches. I can’t stress the fact of removing one’s outdoor shoes or boots upon entering the home. Every person in a household should follow this rule, including any guests. Otherwise worm eggs can be spread over one’s entire home, and these parasites have the ability to survive by remaining dormant for long periods of time before being ingested. Wiping your shoes on the front carpet will not suffice, and you could face multiple contaminations around your home. This could be especially dangerous for toddlers crawling throughout the house, and then touching their mouths. Also, don’t share eating utensils, glasses, or toothbrushes, which can possibly infect everyone within a household.

Be especially careful in countries with high occurrences of parasite infections. Some causes may be poor sanitation, and cultures that eat raw fish. Other hotspots to look out for are public bathrooms, hot tubs and pools. Stagnant water and mud holes are susceptible to worm infestations. Also, keep in mind that the greater the number of people living in an area that has worms the greater the probability of you contracting worms. If travelling, use tissue paper for flushing toilets, which may be a hot spot for worm eggs, and try not to touch any surfaces, especially in public areas such as airports, hotels, etc. If possible, sanitize all surfaces in your hotel room with 120% grain alcohol. Examples of this are door handles, remote controls, lamp switches, furniture handles, and all water handles, including toilet flush levers, etc. In busier public areas more vigilance is required. Before travelling you may want to take into consideration the risks involved in contracting parasites, using trusted sources.

As you can see there are many ways of contracting worms, and probably many more that I have not thought of or mentioned. That’s why it’s important to be vigilant at all times. This is especially true when touching your mouth or facial area. Even though there are no sure bets in life, I will exercise caution. Will you at least put forth an honest effort? Yes, no? If yes, will you shake on that? Just keep in mind that worms too can be contracted by a simple handshake. If this has you really worried, maybe we should hold back on the handshake. But on a serious note, remember to wash your hands often during the day, and stay clear of people who don’t wash theirs, especially after going to the bathroom.

What else can we do? Have you ever heard of cleanses? Once infected, only certain medications and possibly herbs can kill invaders. Keep in mind that it’s equally important to stop being re-infected. Also, it’s quite possible that more than one invader is present. Certain medications will kill off worms, but you have to first be aware of their presence. There are specific blood and stool tests to check for worms.

Do you know that worm eggs can remain dormant for many years before finding a host? For a long period of time wormwood has been said to kill off worms. Good God is it ever bitter. I have to conduct a test one day to see if pouring some of this liquid over a tapeworm will actually kill it. This should be an effective experiment, because tapeworms absorb nutrients through their skin. I would of course need to know the correct dosage and length of treatment for humans. This is only half the battle. You could get the worm, but what about the worm eggs? It is rumoured that cloves kill worm eggs. Another product I’ve been told is effective at destroying parasites is Black Walnut Hull tincture.  I’ll have to make sure that I’m not allergic to anything, so I’ll be cautious and start with a minute quantity. It’s probably wise for me to contact an herbalist for more info, including information on the correct dosage and period of treatment. I believe that there’s at least one plant or herb, or combination of both that will kill any invader (viruses, bacteria, moulds, fungi, or worms). If we examine certain foods that we eat, such as onions, that are generally good for humans, but are quite deadly for canines. There are many examples of this, but I hope you see my point.  Certain foods or herbs could be harmless to us, but deadly for worms. We just have to find that one or more product which will kill any invader, while not harming ourselves. I hope that everyone will exercise more caution, and now realize that intruders may be present without anyone even being aware. Let’s keep in mind that like all things in life, it’s better to be safe than sorry. 

 



Timeline, The Perfect Machine!

“I am that I am”

These simple words may hold no meaning to the novice, but to the intellectual they may help unlock the ‘Holy Grail’ to existence itself. Since this statement came from the Supreme Being, I believe it has profound meaning. I actually will go on record to say that I believe that this is the greatest philosophical statement of all times. Perhaps you will pause momentarily and give careful consideration before reading on.

Have you had a chance to decipher its meaning? How about if I give you a hint? I can hear church bells ringing? Perhaps another hint is needed? When do church bells ring? If you stated every hour on the hour, that’s correct!

Let’s discuss the above statement together, shall we?

The first two words, “I am” refers to someone being in the present. It isn’t illustrative of something which has passed or will come to be in the future, but something which is in the present. Now the word ‘that’ simply connects the initial phrase “I am” to the latter “I am”. Now, please note that the latter part of the phrase “I am” is still in the present. Surely this must have significance. The only way that I believe it’s possible that one can be something which continues indefinitely, denotes eternal existence. With eternal existence comes the question of time. Now one may ask, how’s eternal existence possible?

With God all things are possible, but with men only a few. One may question, how can 1000 years be equal to a day, and a day equal to 1000 years. On the surface, this might seem like sheer nonsense, but being the mathematical genius that I am, I sought an answer to this mystifying statement. (I could swear that I heard someone laughing! Hey, give me a little bit of credit.) Then suddenly the answer hit me, right out of the blue. So I devised a mathematical equation. I took 1000 years and divided it by zero, giving me the sum of infinity. Then I took one day and divided it by zero, also resulting in the sum of infinity. Thus the two equations are found to be equal. Thus the statement “I am that I am” supports the fact that to whomever this statement makes reference to, doesn’t experience any lapse of time. Or in other words that person doesn’t age.

Perhaps we should now examine the notion of time.

What is time?

This proverbial question has eluded mankind since the beginning of time (some pun intended). Do you have the time, because I don’t? Really I don’t since I’m too busy working on this project and I’ve lost track of time. But speaking of time, you must have time; otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this.

Are you following me? Did you say no? Well good, because it seems everyone else is (just kiddin’, ha, ha).

But seriously, what is time? Many, many years ago someone came up with the notion that since the earth rotates around the sun once every twenty-four hours; this should be equal to one day. But what if we never aged, would time still exist? After all, one would never cease to exist, so would time have any relevancy? Under these circumstances, would anyone really care which day of the week it was, or which year for that matter? Besides the fact that one ages, does time serve any other purpose? Well it certainly helps to maintain order in our daily lives. For instance, when someone is planning a trip they need to know the day and time of departure. Otherwise, they may miss their flight and find themselves vacationing at the airport instead. Even simple everyday tasks such as cooking, require us to know the length of time each dish requires. Otherwise, imagine placing five pieces of steak in the oven to cook, only to find five lumps of charcoal hours later. (Please note that no amount of dipping sauce will offset the burnt taste. Also a word of warning, you may not want to ask Babbid for his input, otherwise you may find that your guests may never return.)

I’m sure you can think of countless other examples in which we need to keep track of time. But this still begs the question of whether time actually exists, or if we’ve invented time for our personal needs and to maintain order?

Another question which draws my attention is it possible to freeze time like we’re able to freeze water? Imagine remaining at your current age forever? If this was possible, just think of all the women chasing after you for this little secret. Or imagine if you came up with the secret formula for eternal youth. Wow, you would be ever so famous! Speaking of freezing, and excuse my humor but have you ever wished someone’s tongue would instantly freeze, maybe just for a short while, giving your ears a much needed break? Yeah, I think you catch my drift!

Also, imagine traveling hundreds of years back into the past. One could experience firsthand how people lived centuries ago, their lifestyle, their customs, their homes, and clothing. But just think how odd one would feel sitting amongst men wearing tailored suits and women dressed in full length dresses while one simply wore jeans and a t-shirt. Oh—the piercing glares that individual would receive. It would probably make them want to crawl into a shell, off in some corner.

Or one could take a leap of faith and go forward a few years. One could see the new technologies of the future, or perhaps take a peek at the lotto numbers. Now wouldn’t that be grand—I mean the winnings! Oh yeah! But this brings another question to mind, if one was able to go into the future and change something, would that actually be the future? After all how can something be the future, if we’re able to change it?

Now, you’re probably wondering where I’m going with all of this. Well I’ll get to that in just awhile. But in the meantime I will illustrate perception of time through another example.

Consider two individuals running a race. For Person A time doesn’t elapse, but for Person B time elapses. Both Person A and Person B cross the finish line at the exact same time in hundredths of a second (but note that if the race was measured in millionths of a second, it still would have been a tie). Please keep in mind that relative to Person B ten seconds elapsed, but relative to Person A no time elapsed. So the big question is who really won the race?

But let’s move on to an important issue and examine our notion of time. To stop foods from spoiling we use refrigeration and freezing. Refrigeration has probably been the saving grace of modern society. At well below freezing (-273.15°C, known as absolute zero) particles stop moving. At these temperatures, something can be preserved for a long, long time. We also add preservatives to lengthen the shelf life of food products. But perhaps we should ask ourselves, is time the critical factor causing foods to spoil, or are other factors such as bacteria, and mold which brings about this change?

Another example which brings time under scrutiny is that after death, I heard a human body can be preserved in liquid nitrogen for a very long time, almost indefinitely. So in this example it appears that time may not be the critical factor as initially believed.

Let’s propose one can control external variables such as bacteria, viruses, limit the toxins in our food and water supply as we touched upon previously, could this lead one to living forever or at least much, much longer? As you may be aware certain diseases are brought upon us due to our eating habits, which in turn stress the body and may in turn contribute to aging. Just to mention two examples off the top of my head: eating too much sugar may lead to type 2 diabetes. Or if we don’t consume any vitamin C, humans after a short time will develop scurvy and die.

On a similar note there may be external variables which one may not even be aware of which contributes to aging? I also believe that everything in the universe has an effect on humans, even though its effect may not be readily seen.

Let me illustrate my point through an inanimate object. If someone could watch water flow over a mountain, he would notice that over thousands of years the water would carve into the rock. If the water flow slowed, it would take the water more time to carve into the rock, but if one was able to increase the water flow, it would carve into the rock earlier. Keep in mind that water is the universal solvent. One could also alter the carving effect water has on the rock by sealing the rock, thus delaying its carving effect considerably or entirely, depending on how often the rock is sealed. Amazingly, water under high pressure can cut right through granite. Also, another factor which you may or may not have realized is that water picks up a little bit of everything that it passes over. If you don’t believe me, just take note of the minerals found in water bottles purchased at the grocery store. (Also, I heard that once water runs over sand it becomes negatively charged? Perhaps we’ll leave the effects/benefits of something being negatively magnetically charged for another time.)

So relating this back to us, I believe that everything we eat, drink, breathe or come into contact with affects us, although we may not see this effect right away. We also may alter the effect something has on us by altering a variable or amount. For instance, we may prevent getting type 2 diabetes by making some changes, such as eating less sugar.

We may also increase the effect of something by manipulating a variable. For instance, if we use a magnifying glass on a hot sunny day, we can potentially burn paper, if we aim the glass at the right angle. Speaking of the sun, if one was to look directly at it during a solar eclipse, the individual could very possibly become permanently blind (Note: People have already become blind by looking directly at a solar eclipse with the naked eye.) But on a sunny day, one could look very briefly at the sun with no harmful side effects. Exposure to sunlight is healthy, but yet if one was to sit hours in the sun, it could cause dehydration and or severe sunburn. Once again, we note the effects of too much or too little of something.

Also, dramatic changes in temperature can have drastic effects. For example, a tire will deflate a significant amount if the temperature changed abruptly from 20°Cto -20°C. Water pipes in a house will burst at some point if there’s no heat for an extended period of time during a cold winter. A house’s footing is dug deep enough to offset frost; otherwise the house’s foundation would heave. But have we considered the effects of extreme heat and cold, and its possible effects on the human body? Do such extremes (ie. too hot or too cold) pose more stress, causing our bodies to age faster?

On the same note, what are the effects if humans consume too much salt or sugar or other food products? For example studies have shown that consuming too much sugar will lead to diabetes, bringing further complications. Also, many professionals warn us not to consume too much red meat. I was surprised to read that it takes over a week for humans to digest a steak. So imagine eating steak every single day and its effect over five years. Well all this talk about food is making me hungry. Perhaps we should take a break and continue our discussion later?

Okay, maybe we should hold on a while longer so I don’t lose my train of thought. I have this feeling that I might be onto something. Einstein’s ‘Theory of Relativity’ could play a pivotal role in the grand scheme of things. I will use all available theories and common knowledge obtained throughout history to form my own opinions on various topics, and hopefully I will stumble upon something that will enrich our daily lives. I will start by saying that in order to get to the finish line I will have to explore many variables which are explained through physics, chemistry or biology.

Perhaps it is only fitting that I begin with the key ingredient to life. Water is perhaps one of the only elements which is pivotal to all life forms. People, animals and plants require this compound on an ongoing basis. Scientists say that in order to find other life forms on other planets, they must have water.

‘The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.’ Just think back to a serious draught in which there was no rainfall for a month and remember how your lawn turned all yellow and dry. This is definitely not a good sign. They say a person can only go for a maximum of seven days without water before they kick the can. Even before this happens, severe damage or failure of internal organs occurs. So, water must be good for us. Let’s all rush to the taps and make a toast to our good health.

Hold on one second! I said ‘water must be good for us.’ Confused? Well, let me elaborate, so I can clarify my last point. Are you still following me? Good. Before doing so, you might want to let the glass of water sit on the countertop for at least one hour. (Time elapses to one hour later.) Now pick up the glass and take a good whiff. Have you been repelled by the nauseous odor? Some probably answered yes. What’s going on here? Water has no odor. Correct. Then what’s that smell. It could be chlorine, perhaps other chemicals in the water. But the water looked crystal clear. Exactly! To further illustrate this point, place an artist’s palette on a table and place random samples of sugar and salt in each of the compartments. Now have someone guess which one is which without tasting them. I hope you see my point now.

Does this mean we shouldn’t drink water anymore? No, but it’s time to take action. The first step is to find out how bad the situation really is. You may want to purchase a handheld TDS water tester (it measures the total dissolved solids in water). These water testers are relatively inexpensive, you can purchase certain handheld water testers for under fifty dollars US. It measures all the solids in the water, in parts per million (ppm.). Now I’m basing all assumptions that one has tap water, and not well water for the following. Depending on where you live, the solids in your water could be on average between roughly 100 to 300 ppm.. In some areas it could be lower or higher. Now the skeptics could argue that even 300 parts per million sounds like an insignificant amount. It does seem rather insignificant. But, let’s not jump to conclusions! The device only indicates parts per million, not what is actually present. It could be minerals that are good for you, or chemicals that are really bad for you like pesticides, chlorine or mercury. Some elements are so deadly that even a few parts per million, especially over time, may cause severe health issues.

Now officials tell us that they test the water and it’s safe to drink. They may be partially correct. But keep in mind that officials test the water at treatment plants where it then leaves through miles of steel pipes before entering your home. But is your life worth taking any unnecessary risk? After all you only live once, there are no second chances. There is also another side to this equation. Mamma mia, this thing is getting so complex. Maybe so, but keep in mind two things. Firstly, keep in mind that our body composition is about seventy percent water. Secondly, life itself is a complex set of interactions. It has been said that when certain officials randomly tested the tap water in certain homes they found gasoline? What’s going on here? Did someone get giddy and start pumping fuel through the water pipes? No, not exactly. What the heck happened, you may ask? The metal pipes underneath a roadway were probably badly corroded and gasoline must have seeped into the pipes. You may guess what this also means. Not only were these residents exposed to gasoline, they could have potentially been exposed to any other contaminants that managed to percolate inside of the water pipes. Am I forgetting something? I’m sorry I must have experienced a senior’s moment. In order for something to have entered the water pipes, they must have been really badly corroded. Rust was probably another culprit that may have been present.

Now it seems that this whole situation seems beyond hope, doesn’t it? Do I dare suggest that everyone start drinking freshly squeezed orange juice instead? You know I’m just kidding, right? It’s not that orange juice isn’t good for you, but I believe consuming too much could be problematic. But we’ll leave that topic for another day, shall we? Now let’s get back to the issue at hand. Luckily for today’s technology we can remedy this problem. By installing a reverse osmosis system underneath my kitchen sink, I can remove approximately 97% of most contaminants present in my tap water. Sounds great! Well it gets even better! I can use this water for all my needs. From making coffee to tea, ice cubes, heck I can even cook with this water. I’ll remember to change the filters at least once a year, or when there are more than 10 ppm. of solids in my water.

Sounds great, I’m now saved and it’s time to party. Not so fast, this is just the beginning. A good scientist investigates everything from every possible angle. I know what you’re probably thinking. I just said that I’ve removed about 97% of most contaminants found in my tap water. This leaves just one really small problem. A small problem you say. Well if it’s so small, let’s just look the other way and get on with our lives, shall we. When I said a small problem, I should have emphasized that it’s a quite deadly one. Sure the water is relatively safe, but what about the presence of pathogens. Bacteria and viruses are almost undetectable (I did warn you that it was a small problem). As far as I know, it takes an electronic microscope to even detect their presence. So I guess we’ll just throw in the towel and call it a day, or maybe not. What is the opposite of cold? Excuse me a minute while I turn on the air conditioning, it’s really stuffy inside. Okay—I just made that up. I like babbling a lot, as you can probably tell. But, it was intended to assist you. Heat is my final answer. Just out of curiosity, was that your final answer? Anyway, boiling your water for at least five minutes will eliminate this last threat (I’m assuming you’re close to sea level and not high up in the mountain. Water boils at lower temperatures, possibly requiring a pressure cooker, depending on the elevation.) Did you know that bacteria are becoming more and more resistant to heat? How’s this possible you say? They are developing a shell around themselves. Like some people, maybe they too are becoming nuts. (Excuse me a minute while I pause to contain my humor.)

If I want even purer water then I should purchase a water distillation system. Now this may sound a bit extreme, but I was told that some soft drink beverage companies have a double reverse osmosis system installed in their plants? They’re certainly not taking any chances, then why should I? Remember one only has to be exposed to viruses such as Hepatitis, just once, for a lifetime of misery.

So, now I have such pure water, I guess we’re all done here. Hold on a second, am I forgetting something? I know, I just said this is very pure drinking water, so what’s left? Well I still have to store this precious commodity. This next part can be equally important to the former. ‘Cleanliness is Godliness.’ What is one of the best items to store water? I’ll give you a hint; it’s actually been long considered to be a liquid. I know you probably think I’m putting you on, right? But, this is actually quite true. Still working on this riddle, maybe you need another hint? A diamond can cut right through this object. Give up? No. Then I’ll give you one last hint. A silver coating will reflect one’s image. Surely you must have figured it out by now. The answer is quite clear. Maybe you caught me in my little fib. The sentence previous to the last one was another hint. Okay you win. The answer is glass. Did you know that glass doesn’t react too readily with many liquids? Only years ago, it was used to store milk and orange juice. Since then you’ll find these items mostly in plastic containers. This probably wasn’t done for your benefit, but to facilitate easier handling and transportation. Pickles and hot peppers are still stored in glass containers. Now let’s get back to the topic at hand. I should store my water in a glass bottle and cover it with a glass cork and store it in a refrigerator. I would buy these products new, including a couple of drinking glasses and a glass funnel.

Now I should also purchase some 120 proof drinking alcohol. (The stronger the alcohol, the greater its effectiveness in killing germs.) The alcohol will help sanitize the bottle, glass cork, funnel and glasses, once I have thoroughly washed everything using borax. I should rinse thoroughly. Once my items have been sanitized, I’ll rinse well with the distilled water (I don’t want to get tipsy), and then I can pour my water in a bottle, then cork and keep refrigerated. I’ll never drink from this bottle, and I’ll never pour anything else but my distilled water inside. I will sanitize the bottle and cork once a month. (I will repeat the above procedure.) Now I will place the glasses and funnel in a sealed plastic container. For day 1 I will drink water as necessary from one of the glasses, and then at the end of the day clean and sanitize this glass. The other glass may be a backup, if I don’t have enough time to clean and sanitize glass 1. I’ll remember to always keep the container holding the glasses and funnel sealed with its lid. (I’ll make sure to wash and sanitize the plastic container as well.) I don’t want dust or pathogens entering my pristine water supply. Also, did you know that by drinking from your glass, it’s being contaminated by your own germs? That’s why I must wash (I use borax) and sanitize my glass at least once a day.

Many will agree that we should be drinking about 6-8 glasses (8oz.) of water per day. Now that I am on my way to good health, I propose a toast with my crystal clear water. “I toast everyone to their good health and many happy, prosperous years ahead.” Congrats to anyone taking this first courageous step to good health. But I hope you will continue to join me on this adventurous journey, as I explore many facets which will promote a healthier lifestyle. I hope this will be exciting and inspiring, as I explore the many different aspects of our everyday lives. Have a wonderful day and we’ll see you then!

       


Is the Cause the Cure?

You’re out for a stroll on a beautiful summer day, enjoying the pleasant weather and lovely scenery, suddenly, without any warning, you’re foot lands awkwardly on a rock, causing you to twist and sprain your right ankle. You’re in excruciating pain, barely able to place any weight on your leg. What happened? You’ve walked through this area many times before. Wouldn’t you’ve stumbled on this rock before? Surely this wasn’t some big conspiracy, now was it? Everything else in society seems to be some sort of conspiracy. Come on, really! Let’s examine the facts. Firstly, you were distracted. Your guard was lowered by the beautiful sunshine and breathtaking view. If you had been paying closer attention you would have noticed the rock, and in turn, stepped over or around it. This would have avoided the injury altogether. Now, you may ask where am I going with all of this? Well this is similar to people walking or driving while texting. This distraction could very well lead to a serious accident causing injury or even death. This of course is an obvious example.

Now let’s propose a less obvious scenario. Let’s propose a scenario in which a person neither smokes nor has any smokers in his family. Furthermore, let’s assume that this individual lives in a small community with little traffic and works from home as well. This person exercises, eats and drinks healthily, but frequently finds himself short of breath. The doctor runs a series of tests on him, and calls him into his office after a few days. The patient is astonished to hear that he has lung cancer. He’s even more perplexed, since there’s no history of cancer on either side of his family. So much for the theory of healthy living! He’s beating himself up on his terrible luck, and the fact that lately nothing seems to go right. Depression starts to set in, unsure of whether he’ll actually survive. Then, shortly thereafter, while he’s sitting on the couch watching TV a miracle occurs. A guest TV speaker on the news channel is explaining the effects of exposure to radon gas. The gas is odorless, colorless and tasteless. It cannot be detected, except by doing a specific test. Initially he’s skeptical, considering the slim odds of having such a horrible invader in his home. The doctor delivering the news seems even more perplexed. In many ways, a doctor is like a detective, examining many facts, including symptoms to come up with a prognosis. Being in such despair, he feels that he’s simply grasping at straws, trying to determine what led to his terrible fate. But soon enough sensibility sets in, and he decides to have the test done after learning more about the effects of exposure to this deadly gas.

The day arrives in late November, and the individual conducting the test shows up at his house. Of course, the home owner is still skeptical about radon gas being present. The individual conducting the test explains that the winter months give a more accurate reading of the levels of radon gas than summer months. His rationale is that during cold weather the windows are closed, so if there is a significant level of this carcinogen in the home, it will give a more accurate reading than during summer months when open windows allow in fresh air, skewing the results. He goes into the basement with his electronic radon meter to examine the air. Moments later, he listens attentively as the gentleman conducting the test returns upstairs. He explains that the levels of radon gas are well above the safe limit. Even though the ideal level is zero, The World Health Organization’s acceptable level is below 100 Bq/m3, or 2.7 pCi/L (Bq stands for becquerels and pCi stands for picocuries). The reading was more than double the safe level.

The home owner is in shock. Not only is he fighting for his life, but now he has to deal with the fact that his home is currently uninhabitable. He feels that had he been aware of this issue at the time of purchasing the home, things may have turned out much differently. This is certainly a case where knowledge is power. Furthermore, had he known that the owner’s husband had died of lung cancer, he may have thought twice before purchasing this house. Her husband was also a non-smoker, and lived a healthy lifestyle.

Radon gas is a radioactive gas which is released from the breakdown of uranium in the soil. This gas can break down further into radon daughters. It can be present in any home. And don’t think that just because your next door neighbor has had the test done, showing low levels of radon gas, that the level in your home will also be low. This gas seeps through basement floors; it can find an entry point through cracks in floors along foundation walls, around pipes in the floor, and basements with dirt floors. The gas is probably present at certain levels in all homes, but especially when the level is above the safe limit, and one is exposed to it over long periods of time that it poses a very serious health threat.

Are you starting to see a pattern?

If the radon gas had not been present, in all likelihood he would not have developed cancer either. Also, smoking and exposure to smog further compounds this problem (will have a greater chance of developing lung cancer). Did you know that it’s estimated that radon gas is the second leading cause of lung cancer in the United States, with thousands of estimated casualties per year? Remember you breathe 24/7, so the quality of air makes a huge difference to your health. Studies have shown that certain HEPAs with activated carbon filters help remove some radon from the air in one’s home (more will be discussed on HEPAs a little further on).

There are a lot of unknowns today. Complicating matters even further is the effect of pollution on modern day society. For starters, the ozone layer has been adversely affected. It is a region of the earth’s atmosphere known as the stratosphere, which is about 20-30 kilometers from the earth’s surface, and used to absorb up to 99% of the ultraviolet rays from the sun. These rays aren’t visible, but don’t assume that just because you can’t see something that it can’t harm you. Have you ever noticed how outdoor posters have faded over time due to sunlight exposure? Now there’s a telltale sign. Unlike us, they don’t have the opportunity to step into the shade or take any other evasive action. There is a way of decreasing the risk associated with this peril, if you put in a little effort.

Most people don’t realize that changing one important variable could have very dire consequences. It’s not like the choice of wearing a different pair of shoes. Skin cancer has been rising over the last few decades, and now we have to be extra careful not to be in the sun for too long. Keep in mind that where there are gaping holes in the ozone layer, the amount of UV radiation hitting the earth will be much greater and therefore increase the risk of skin cancer. It’s probably a good idea to wear proper sunscreen (may have to be applied more than once per day) and sunglasses to lessen the impact, and not only during summer.

Did you know that sunburns can be worse during winter than during summer? When there’s snow on the ground, it reflects most of the light right back at you, plus the direct sunlight hitting you, now that’s a double whammy. Remember light colors reflect light and dark colors absorb it, but also keep in mind that mirrors and shiny objects also reflect light. This explains why you can see yourself in a mirror, which is a sheet of glass with a silver coating at the back. People have become snow-blinded during winter, and you may have noticed someone with a so called ‘healthy tan’ after returning from a weekend of skiing. Even on cloudy days the UV index can be quite high. Also, don’t assume that you’re safe inside your home either. Radiation can travel through glass, but there are films which can be placed on windows (clear and shaded) that considerably lower the amount of radiation entering your home and car.

If you’ve noticed a lot of moles on your face or body, it could be due to overexposure to sunlight, and you may want to see a dermatologist, just as a precaution. If possible, don’t go out at mid-day, but instead go out in early morning or late evening when the sun is not as strong. Keep in mind that radiation levels are higher on airplanes while in mid-flight. Remember, even though most people see the sun as warm and beautiful, and sure some sunlight is essential for everyone, the reality is that the sun is still a fiery mass, and every second millions of tons of hydrogen are converted to helium. Therefore, I suggest that we don’t get too cozy. Supposedly, the energy released from the fusing of the sun's hydrogen atoms in one day is far greater than all the nukes man has at his disposal! Thank God for the 98 million miles, or so, separating the sun from the earth. 

There are so many man-made chemicals in society that knowing their full effects may very well be impossible. Though by being prudent, I do believe that there are numerous steps we can take to mitigate the effects of this barrage of chemicals. I do believe in the old adage that ‘an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure’. Keep in mind that just like most people didn’t know how bad radon gas could actually be, who knows how many other things in our lives have an undesirable effect. I’ve noted a few steps just to get started. Keep in mind one thing, if we could all go back a few hundred years, with the same knowledge of today, but with a less polluted world, things might be very different.

Now friends, let me ask one important question. Do you take everything for granted? In this complex world we live in, compounded by a fast paced life-style, this may be just the case. Due to the numerous demands placed upon us, we often fall into a particular routine, day in and day out. We may continue to repeat our routine without ever realizing its effect upon us. How would I start reducing my exposure to this barrage of toxins? Here are a few examples.

If there were five things I could do right now to improve my lifestyle greatly, whether I was healthy or not, it would be the following:

1.   I would Install a water purification system (ie. reverse osmosis water), and drink this water only. We’re about 70% water, so I hope you can see its importance. I would use this water for making teas, coffee, etc.. I’ll change filters when the reading is above 10ppm.. Using a TDS (total dissolved solids) hand held water meter reader, I will test my water periodically. I will drink at least one eight ounce glass of water in the morning, one at night before going to sleep and one before and one after each meal. I will only drink from glass, or ceramic mugs, products which are more stable and won’t react like certain other products due to heat.

2.   I would install a HEPA air filtration system (HEPA stands for high efficiency particulate arrestance), along with the addition of certain plants (Boston Fern, Chinese Evergreen, Florist’s Mums, and other plants which filter pollutants) into my home which would help remove these toxins. Approximately one plant is required for each 100 sq. ft., depending on the size of the plant. Other plants may work well (I need to check with a garden center). Remember, different plants require different amounts of water and sunlight.

For best results, I would also attach a HEPA air filtration system to my furnace, and leave the fan running all day for optimal results. If the furnace fan is not running, the air inside my home isn’t circulating, and therefore not being filtered clean. Remember ‘dust' is the eternal enemy of mankind. Like a good soldier, I will have to put the enemy to rest inside my HEPA. There are also portable HEPAs for apartments or for single rooms. A certain size HEPA air cleaner is needed depending on the size of one’s home, or area to be filtered.

Besides the dust in the air, a house is off-gassing at all times. This is regardless of its age. Contents of one’s home aggravate this situation. These gases are called volatile organic compounds, or VOCS for short. They can include benzene, formaldehyde, (some companies have special VOC filters which help absorb formaldehyde, which is more difficult to trap with only activated carbon) and trichloroethylene, which are all toxic, and shown to adversely affect our health. Just like water testers, there are devices which test how much pollutants are in one’s home. Breathing unhealthy polluted air over a period of time can have severe health consequences. I heard a firefighter can breathe in more toxins fighting one severe blaze than a lifetime of smoking.  I would also bring a portable HEPA to work if I had my own office. There are even air cleaners used for vehicles to cut down on pollution from the exhaust of other vehicles, which is especially good in big congested cities and on heavily trafficked roads. HEPAs usually consist of three filters. The outside filter is a pre-filter which removes visible dust particles. The middle filter removes microscopic particles. The inner filter is the carbon paper filter. Note this carbon filter paper can usually be upgraded to a charcoal filter, which is much better. It consists of a canister filled with activated carbon, which will be a lot more effective. Remember, filters only work if changed regularly. I must keep in mind that regular cleaning is required for floors, furniture, beds, etc.. A HEPA will not remove dust which has already settled on floors, furniture, etc.. I would check my home for leaks. An air conditioning unit leaking will release Freon gas. This can be very bad for people with heart conditions, even with small leaks. I learned that it can cause irregular heartbeats and palpitations at high concentrations.

I would place all paint cans, especially open ones, other household chemicals (including cleaners), and gasoline in the garage or shed if the weather permits. These chemicals may adversely affect one’s health. I will use products which don’t adversely affect my health, such as vinegar and water (about one tablespoon per liter of water) for cleaning ceramic floors and ceramic walls (other examples will be given at a later date). The less toxic chemicals used, the better the air quality in my home. After doing all these things, I should notice a big change in air quality. The air should smell clean and crisp. Remember, by me just opening the window to let in a little fresh air, may not always work. Firstly, in major cities the outside air may be just as bad, if not worse, and secondly the weather may not permit it, and lastly the air will still be contaminated for the rest of the day. Furthermore, one more reason I’d consider a HEPA is that a lot of newer homes are sealed air-tight. This means that if the air quality inside a particular home is really bad, the HEPA will improve the air quality significantly.

3.   I would cut out most junk food and eat a diet composed of mostly fruits and  vegetables (organic if possible), berries, whole grains, nuts (which includes peanuts, almonds, pistachios, brazil nuts, pine nuts, walnuts, hazelnuts, cashews, macadamia nuts). It’s not only important to eat the right foods, but to store them properly. For example, I was told that nuts should be kept in a freezer, and flour should be kept refrigerated. Placing baking soda in my fridge will help remove refrigerator odors. (I need to remember to change the box monthly).

Some who believe that ‘food is medicine’, may have heard that sometimes a cocktail of medicine is more effective than one alone. Likewise a broad spectrum of foods ingested should give me the greatest health benefits. For example, I heard kale is good for detoxifying the liver, red bell peppers are good for the kidneys, and oats are good for the heart. Also, I should keep in mind that I have to follow a healthy diet on a regular basis, and by just eating healthily occasionally will not optimize my health. If I have such items listed above on hand, I’ll be more likely to eat them. There are many more examples, but these are too numerous and shall be discussed at another time. Of course, like others this may not be appropriate for me if I have certain food allergies. I was told that everyone should always check to see if they’re allergic to any specific food, especially if they’ve never tried something before, or at least one should try a very, very small quantity.

I will consume very little meat, if any. It is harder to digest and stays in our intestines for days. This increases the risk of adverse health issues, and certain meats have hormone injections, a further health risk. High consumption of red meat has been linked to a greater risk of cancer and kidney stones. Then there’s always the problem of whether meat is undercooked or overcooked. Undercooking could cause illness, and overcooking could cause cancer. I was shocked to learn that barbecued and burnt foods (whether toast, meat, eggs, or other foods) produce PAHs (polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons), which are linked to cancer. Also, people who eat too much meat may develop gout. Plus, how many times have you heard of contaminated meat being recalled over the years.

As for milk and dairy products, I would also keep these to a minimum. Milk may contain unwanted chemicals and bacteria. Boiling milk in a glass pot will kill most of these bacteria. I just can’t get over the fact that dairy farms look like assembly lines, with the cows idling all day in lines and pumped ‘for all the milk they’re worth’, no pun intended. This is disenchanting, plus the fact that it’s possible that trace amounts of chemicals used to clean all milking equipment and milk tanks may also find their way into milk. There are many substitutes for calcium such as almonds, kale, broccoli, etc..

I would consume eggs from free range chickens, consuming less than one per day. I would keep my intake of fish to a minimum, and not eat other aquatic life. With the amount of mercury found in fish along with other chemicals, the risks may outweigh the benefits. Chemicals get dumped into rivers, lakes, and oceans all the time, some intentionally, some accidentally, such as oil spills. Remember that mercury is quite deadly and accumulates in our body tissues. Keep in mind that tooth fillings no longer contain mercury. There are substitutes for omegas such as walnuts, and soy milk. Also, keep in mind that bigger fish have more mercury per pound than smaller fish. This is because the big fish eat the little fish, and with every meal it keeps on accumulating. This means that eating the same size serving of two different fish may have considerably different mercury levels. I would avoid eating certain aquatic life, such as shrimp, after learning that they clean the ocean floors, and are unable to excrete any toxins they ingest (in other words everything bad [toxic] they’ve eaten, I’ll end up eating).

I would drink green tea. Include some onion, garlic, radish, parsley, mint, basil, and rosemary (in plant form) in my salad. Keeping in mind that I only need some in my salad, less than one quarter onion, radish, garlic, and a few leaves of the remaining. I will take the following spices; cinnamon, cloves, ginger, oregano, sage, thyme, chili pepper, wormwood, turmeric, and black pepper, in small quantities, (less than one eighth of one teaspoon per day, and only one per day, for a cycle of ten days) all of which I’ve heard have some positive health benefits. If the previous are available in plant form than I would make this substitution. Again, if I’ve never had any of these products, I would try only one at a time, on any particular day, in a much, much smaller quantity.

I would use only natural products for my hair and body. A lot of products contain harmful chemicals, which if absorbed through our skin will end up in our bloodstream, adversely affecting our health once more. To compound this problem we breathe in some of these products, such as perfume. Have you ever entered a room in which the strong smell of someone’s perfume felt suffocating? This is a double whammy for them!

I’ll wash all my fruits, berries, and vegetables thoroughly, and not overcook or fry anything. The way food is prepared is equally important as to what is being prepared. I would bake my food, preferably in a glass casserole dish, after learning that using frying oil may also lead to cancer. Like motor oils exposed to extreme heat (used motor oil contains PCBs, which are highly toxic), similarly I believe all cooking oils will breakdown at high temperatures, bringing undesired consequences to our health. Also, I would use a conventional oven rather than a microwave.

I won’t eat moldy foods, and avoid adding sugar to foods and drinks such as tea. I would eat moderate amounts of everything, and avoid all processed foods, and bake my own bread, muffins, etc.. I’ll be careful with sauces and dressings with artificial flavors or colors, which are high in sugar, or any products with trans fats (these are bad fats). It was often thought that all fats were bad for us. Thank God that this myth has been exposed. Coconut and coconut oil which is high in saturated fat is actually good for us. I heard that Pacific regions who consume coconut oil regularly have lower rates of cardiovascular disease. I would eat the actual fruit, if possible, and not packaged coconut. This may contain added sugar and the preservative sulfite.

Moderation is a very important factor. For example, a deficiency of Vitamin C will lead to scurvy, but did you know that in very high doses it could lead to kidney stones? This is why I must be extremely cautious of not overdoing it with any food. Once again, I must remember that all products used on my body, hair, or rinses could find their way into my body and bloodstream, so I would convert to natural products or reduce these as much as possible. Any toxins in our bodies may impair certain bodily functions leading to further problems.

4.   I would exercise moderately each morning, including stretching and strengthening, and doing a few repetitions of each. I would always do stretching first (shoulder stretch, lower back stretch, calf stretch, neck stretch, and other stretches). I will not over-exercise; as this is just as worse as no exercise at all. I won’t sit down for long periods of time as this has an adverse effect on our spine and metabolism.

5.   In the morning before eating or drinking, I would do a mouth rinse with sea salt and water (at room temperature). Adding about one teaspoon per one eight ounce glass of water, and stir with a glass stir stick until fully dissolved. I will gurgle with it for a minute, rinse and repeat a few more times. I will repeat after each meal. I will floss at least once a day (using a non-waxed floss) and brush at least twice a day (I will rinse very well after brushing). Once or twice a week, I will ever so gently run a pointed toothpick between my teeth and gum line, to remove even more plaque (I will wipe off plaque after cleaning each tooth using a tissue).

Good dental care is an important part of overall health. Just like bacteria can stick to plaque and cause tooth decay, couldn’t bacteria or viruses also stick to plaque in our bloodstream, or any stones potentially existing in our kidneys, or other vital organs? Also, it’s probably better to have saliva which is slightly basic rather than acidic. Did you know that tumorous organs are acidic?

Hopefully you can see why I need to make certain changes to my lifestyle and my environment to help prevent unwanted illness and live a healthier life. More will be discussed on the above topics at a future date, so please stay tuned.